Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Really bad nursery rhymes

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little funStupid
Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Had scrambled eggs on toast for breakfast.

Hickory dickory dock
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
And the others got away with minor injuries.

Mary had a little lamb
It walked into a pylon
10,000 volts went up its...
well, you know
and turned its wool to nylon.

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