Ok i owe pictures of my godson. Will get into that next post.
Check this out! I was doing some surfing and found this.
Essentially a tiny peninsula found to the north of their extremely anal cousins who live on an even smaller island Singapore, it is a young nation of diverse cultures and races such as F1 Formula-1 and Nascar. The nation is moving foward with a vision as a collective community towards the vision of becoming a developed nation by the year 2020, 4040, 5050 or whatever catchy number. Malaysia is a nation in Southeast Asia and is made up of 13 states namely Selengor, Kedoh, Terengggganu, Kelentoh, Pahang, Penang, Johor Balu (just north of Singkaypoh), Sabah, Sarawak (which reluctantly joined Malaysia as a state), Police, Maliuka, Berak and Nogowi. The three federal territories Kuala Laupek, Puterijaya and Labuah don't count as states since they're too small anyway, like Taiwan. Another common state that Malaysians have is denial (no lah, where got?), which incidentally, is a river in Egypt.
Malays like to listen to heavy rock, progressive rock, glam rock, punk rock, sedimentary rock, grunge rock and any Islamic rock produced by hairloss sensation Mawi. To become more technologically advanced and beat their cross-ass rivals in the South, they copy them. Initiatives like the No Slavery (NS) campaign to the External Security Actors Act (ESAA) were all originated from their neighbours. Luckily, Malaysia supplies water at a cheap fee to them so they do not sue them. Malaysia is also full of Chinese parasites who were came here in search of cheap pork and settled here after being seduced by local ladyboys. Chinese will never give discount when bargaining or will give you 1% off; requesting for further discount will result in Chinese saying: "I give you discount, then I die ma". Malays, Chinese, Indians and Dieyucks are all famous for having very short penis. A penis longer than 10cm is considered a weapon of mass seduction.
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